101-Clever-Wifi-Network-Names

We’ve all seen “FBI Surveillance Van” in our WiFi network list… want a funny and noteworthy Wifi network of your own? Check out this running list of network names we’ve run into the past years. At a minimum, you may find some inspiration…

Have a network name of your own and want to share? Comment and we’ll add it to the list!

  • Pick Up Your Dog Poop
  • This LAN Is My LAN
  • Get Off My LAN
  • The Promised LAN
  • Bandwidth Together
  • Nacho Wifi
  • The Promised LAN
  • PorqueFi
  • Bedroom Drapes Open
  • I Did Your Wifi Last Night
  • Neutrality
  • Ready to Mingle
  • A LANister Never Forgets
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
  • No More Mister Wi-Fi
  • LAN Solo
  • The LAN Before Time
  • Tell My Wi-Fi Love Her
  • Feel Like Flying
  • I Love You My Love
  • I Left the Seat Up
  • Jump on the Bandwidth
  • A Van Down By The River
  • Benjamin FrankLAN
  • Martin Router King
  • No More Mister Wifi
  • No LAN for the Wicked
  • The LAN Before Time
  • Mom Use This One
  • Abraham Linksys
  • My Own Damn Internet
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Where the Wild Pings Are
  • New England Clam Router
  • Go Router Rangers
  • IP Steady Streams
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Silence of the LANs
  • House LANister
  • Winternet Is Coming
  • Ping’s Landing
  • Network with Benefits
  • Wanna Date My Router?
  • WiFi for Cats Only
  • I Believe Wi Can Fi
  • Wanna See My Router?
  • We’re Sorry, The Network is Down
  • Nonstop Router
  • Too Far Away, Sorry. Try Again?
  • No Internet Today
  • Oh No! We’ve Been Hacked!
  • It Burns When IP
  • Drop It Like Its Hotspot
  • Wi-Fight the Inevitable
  • Abraham Linksys
  • The silence of the LAN
  • The Ping in the North
  • Netflix and Chill
  • Just Another Day in Paradise
  • Router’s Down
  • WiFi Free for All
  • Wifi is Dead
  • No Wires, I Promise
  • Oh, the Humanity!
  • Secretly Stalking
  • Whose Car Alarm is That
  • This WiFi Name Is…
  • Just Kidding
  • Have you read the manual?
  • I Will Send U 2 the Jail
  • Check Ur P0cket
  • WiFi is Unavailable Only 4You!
  • Mαrtin R0uter King
  • Free WiFi For 1 Ni8 Stand
  • Are you starving
  • How is my signal, call…
  • Penny get your own wifi
  • Bathroom Cam 2
  • Work Hard Play Hard
  • This Space Left Intentionally Blank
  • The LAN down under
  • Cash is king
  • Changed to Protect the Innocent
  • Clean your glasses!
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • This isn’t a public hotspot
  • The Amazing SpiderLAN
  • SuperLAN
  • Josh BroLAN
  • Virus Server
  • LAN by the river
  • No Internet Access
  • Connected, Secured
  • Router? I Hardly Knew Her
  • Who Pooped in the Pool
  • Definitely Not Wifi
  • Escaped Nigerian Prince
  • My ex WiFi
  • Not for you bro
  • Entry ProhibITed
  • I’ll tell your dad about this
  • That’s Love
  • Call Me Maybe
  • Candy in the Van
  • Capture the Lag
  • I Have Se_en U littering
  • Click Here for Wifi
  • Click Here To Brick Your Phone
  • Click Here to Download
  • Being a Human
  • C0me & Ask me 4 the passw0rd
  • I Have Both Camera & WiFi
  • AveΠgerZ – WiFi Wars
  • Babez this 1 is just 4 U
  • Being co_ol is all Mat_ters
  • Ur WiFi Iz Sle_eping Over
  • Open the door
  • Star Galaxy
  • Traveler
  • LANCore
  • Dark Wave
  • Signal Boost
  • Arrays
  • NetParty
  • Wids
  • Mom Use This One
  • Ready to Mingle
  • Hide your wifi
  • Missed Connections
  • You Click, I Pay
  • Modem Family
  • Internet is Down, Call Comcast
  • Secret Hacker
  • I’m Up, Feelin’ Great
  • No WiFi for You
  • Silence of the LANs
  • No Signal Available
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • The Ping in the North
  • $1 per hour
  • Modem Pole
  • Bandwidth on the Run
  • Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
  • Lifeblood
  • Connecting…
  • W^3
  • Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
  • Password Wi-Fi
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
  • Now you see me…
  • Tell My Wifi Love Her
  • Tell Your Wifi Love Her
  • Your Wifi My Kids
  • No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
  • Life on the Line
  • Duke of URL
  • My Name is URL
  • URL of Sandwich
  • Searching…
  • It’s a Small World Wifi Internet
  • Get Your Own
  • Amish Rebel
  • Click and Die
  • Double Click to Connect
  • Happy Wifi Happy Life
  • Very Slow
  • You Will Regret This
  • Wi FiLecia
  • One if by LAN…
  • AAAAAAAAAA
  • Wi of the Figer
  • FBI Channel 90210
  • FBI Van 13
  • Surveillance Van
  • Witness Protection
  • Fourth Floor Wifi
  • Reserved for Guests I Hate
  • No Connections Available
  • Connection Failed
  • Loading…
  • Please Wait.
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Who What When Where WiFi
  • Wi FI Fo Fum
  • JackPott
  • Printer Only
  • Daily Bread
  • LAN Before Time
  • Connect And Die
  • Guess Where We Live
  • All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
  • Wi-Fi, do you love me?
  • Slower than Yo Momma
  • Wifi is My Homeboy!
  • Wait for it…
  • HELLO, FRIENDS
  • Are You the One?
  • It’s a Mystery
  • I Know Where You Live
  • Love You Wifi
  • Access Denied!
  • You Lost Your Connection
  • Top secret network
  • You Pay Now
  • You will be hacked
  • Your Brain On Drugs
  • Huh next time secure your router
  • Fre_e WiFi
  • Fly for a WiFi
  • Get Ur OwNET Bruh
  • Airplane Mode Active
  • Triangulate
  • WiFi In The USA
  • Your grammar is more annoying
  • You’re WiFired
  • This LAN Is My LAN
  • Try And Hack Me
  • Very slow internet
  • Titanic Syncing
  • No More WiFi
  • Everytime em Buffering
  • Password Free WiFi
  • GirlZz G⍥NE Wireless ?
  • Mine Number 09000000
  • ∞ Speed
  • Bill Wi, the $cience Fi
  • Traffic Sucker ?
  • Android Bluetooth
  • Choose a Network
  • Connecting…
  • Upload the rain download in Africa
  • Use at your own risk
  • Vandelay Industries
  • Very Slow
  • VIP.EXE
  • Virus Free
  • Connection Lost
  • Mom, Click Here for the Internet
  • Please no more grindcore at 3 am
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Pretty WiFi For A White Guy
  • Get off My LAN!
  • Restricted Section
  • Property of mine sexy girlfriend only ?
  • Go_od WiFi
  • Fre_e WiFi Available Here
  • The LAN βefore Time
  • Nacho WiFi
  • Only for my sexy wife
  • Dora The Internet Explorer
  • Stop Being A M00ch
  • The Real World: WiFi
  • This Is SPARTAAA!!!
  • Your music is annoying
  • Your Session has Expired
  • This Lan is My Lan, This Lan is Your Lan
  • Troy and Abed in the Modem
  • This Space Left Intentionally
  • Try Me
  • Two Girls One Router
  • Umbrella Corporation
  • Untrusted Network
  • Wi-Fi, do you love me?
  • Since 1997
  • Wifi Fever
  • Now you see me…
  • RIP Net Neutrality
  • Router? I Hardly Knew Her
  • Safe Levels of Radiation
  • LANnisters Pay Their Debts
  • AA Meeting
  • Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
  • WifiGrab
  • Connect
  • CrazyCloud
  • WifiChat
  • Final Fantasy Finally Finishes
  • Pokemon Slo
  • Saved a Bunch of Money by Switching to GEICO
  • Modem Pole
  • Keep it on the Download
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  • The Password is…
  • WiFiEnvy
  • FlexiLAN
  • Open Sesame
  • Occam’s Router
  • One Does Not Simply Log In
  • One if by LAN…
  • Sweet Victory
  • Every day I’m buffering
  • Girls Gone Wireless
  • 12C is the Loneliest Number
  • Safe Levels of Radiation
  • Lag Out Loud
  • Hit the Road Jack Input
  • And Don’t You Come Back
  • No Mo No Mo No Mo No Mo
  • Blind Sight
  • Keep it on the download
  • LANnisters Send Their Regards
  • Life in the Fast LAN
  • Pick up your dog shit
  • No Soup For You
  • Not A Poke stop
  • Now you see me…
  • Life on the Line
  • Cut the Wire
  • Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi
  • Wi-Fry Chicken
  • Lifeblood
  • Living on the Wire
  • Come On And Slam and Welcome to my LAN
  • W^3
  • Join My Bandwidth
  • Wifi Art Thou Romeo
  • Russian Hackers
  • We’ve Got the Goods
  • Guess Where We Live
  • Is it me you’re looking for?
  • Life on the Line
  • Ready to Mingle
  • Once See Back
  • Recorded for quality
  • Reserved for Guests
  • No Network Found
  • Password is Password
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • Bill Wi the Science Fi
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Keep it on the Download
  • Drop it like it’s Hotspot
  • TheWorldWasWifiEnough
  • B(.)(.)bies / Boobies(.)(.)
  • SilenceOfTheLANs
  • FBI Surveillance Van
  • ReallyReallyGood
  • Obamacare
  • The LAN Before Time
  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • I’m cheating on my WiFi
  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
  • New England Clam Router
  • Network Not Found
  • 2 Girls, 1 Router
  • Winternet is Coming
  • The Wireless-G Spot
  • It Burns When IP
  • Slower than Yo Momma
  • Winter WonderLAN
  • Not the Wifi You’re Looking For
  • SyncingTitanic / TitanicSyncing
  • This LAN Is My LAN
  • This LAN Is Your LAN
  • Escaped Nigerian Prince
  • iCanHearYou
  • Wu Tang LAN
  • Trust in God but Protect Your WiFi
  • Everyday I’m Buffering
  • Lag Out Loud
  • Russian Hackers
  • Panic at the Cisco
  • Wi-Fight the Feeling
  • Tell My Wifi Love Her
  • Get Your Own
  • Happy Wifi Happy Lifi
  • Wi FiLecia
  • Lord of the Ping
  • One Wifi to Rule Them All
  • That’s What She SSID
  • A Linksys to the Past
  • Skynet
  • Dumbledore’s IT Staff
  • Connecto Patronum
  • Jar Jar Linksys
  • Two Girls One Router / 2Girls1Router
  • MothersMaidenName
  • The LAN down under
  • CloseYourBathroomCurtains / Bedroom Drapes Open Please Watch Us
  • Do Re Mi Fa So La Wi Fi
  • Missed Connections
  • Thanks Obama
  • Bathroom Cam 2
  • We Were On A Break!!
  • Chance the Router
  • Benjamin FrankLAN
  • Alexander Graham Belkin
  • Linksys Lohan
  • VladimirLANputin / Vladimir Computin / Vladimir Routin
  • LAN Halen / LAN Morrison
  • Bilbo Laggins
  • Connect and Die
  • Martin Router King
  • Bluetooth
  • Nintendo Wii-fi
  • DoLAN Trump
  • (H+SP)OT=HOTSPOT

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